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Don't you hate it when MC Hammer doesn't let you touch it?

Yeah, you look alright…from a distance…at night…behind a wall

I did not slap you, I high-fived your face!

I did not slap you, I high-fived your face!

Waking up from a great dream, and trying to fall back asleep so you can continue the dream.

Dont you just hate it when the radio doesnt tell you who sang that song

Passing gum in school like its a drug deal.

facebook needs a dislike and a you're an idiot button.

I wish Facebook had a "Nobody Cares" Button!

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